but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp

"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"

"Are you sassing me, Commander? I didn’t know you had it in you."


stop oikawa tooru

Pixar’s 22 rules to phenomenal storytelling (click in the pictures to zoom)


Hey, I heard about this cycling anime that’s happy and fun and nothing bad ever happens in it so there’s no chance of your heart being ripped out and torn to shreds over and over.




how do draw good

  • fill 14 sketch book
  • bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
  • do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
  • draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
  • member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
  • d ont stress friend all is well
  • your art is hot like potato crisps
  • don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
  • if they do
  • eat
  • them


Making decisions in Bioware games like



yknow what
it’s time to bring this back


yknow what

it’s time to bring this back

#god  #skyrim
“He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.”
— from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.”  (via mirroir)


if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

#same  #dragon age
  1. How to win over my heart: say you've started shipping my otp because of me


"You need to come to terms with my inevitable victory. You’ll feel much better."
"Really? Because I just won. I feel fine."

Handsome people of the inquisition will be the death of me.